So her requisites of a college town are you have to have weed smokin, drunkin vegetarians to qualify. Oh, and LOTS of late night eateries to satisfy those "snack" urges brought on by the weed!
Think maybe the Sentinal needs to consider a "random" drug test for her? (just kidding!). Go back to UF and Gainesville, PLEASE don't write on FAU the Owls OR Boca (not kidding!).